Took a stroll down to Harmontown last night to meet the Mayor of this festival little hole in the wall, Dan Harmon! If you don’t already know he is the creator of Community ( Amazing show, so get on the bandwagon people!)

Things I learned:

1. Finding out my friend (who is 21) didn’t know about Darkwing Duck! 

2. Dan Harmon tells long sermons at Tangent funerals.

3. Mayor Harmon is a stud with the pillows. Though maybe only the half-way decent ones. Sometimes he strikes out with the velor sexy pillows.

4. He also once (or maybe more than once) created a toilet paper vagina.

5. More than once, he used it.

6. Megan Ganz is delightful and took a nap before being hired as a writer of Community. Life is better with sleepy time.

7. Little Bush was took years to produce because the people at the MTV network have no clue what they are doing. (Speculation on Harmon’s part, but I think he might be right.)

8. Law and Order makes no sense and might hate lesbians, but not to fear because Dan Harmon will make it all better by sharing the part of the script you didn’t see on TV.

7. The man can drink his vodka straight for an hour and a half and still read two scripts with awesome enthusiasum. (My ass would be on the floor, but not before I beat up everyone in the audience.)

6. “Suits” fool no one when wearing Penguin Sweaters. (Time to change my strategy)

7. Nerdmelt is an awesome place to go and the shows are always so fun and not expensive. (But you shouldn’t go because you might be the ass that takes my seat and causes me to miss an amazing show… just kidding, definitely check it out!)

8. Might be time to invest in a donut, the seats are too comfy, but it’s all good.

9. I would like to file for citizenship to Harmontown.

(The image of NerdMelt theater was stolen from @timdragga, I hope he doesn’t mind. I did not take a pic and liked his. Plus I might have some klepto issues.)

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